Gordon

04/10/2010 - 03:38

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just 100.' The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'. The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

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A man was coming home from work one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt.  He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked him what was wrong. The cop said, "We are in a crisis situation. Gordon Brown is in the road very upset. He does not have the £10 billion needed to fill his black hole, and everyone hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in petrol and start a fire."  The man asked the police officer exactly what he was doing there.  The bobby said, " I feel sorry for the Prime Minister so I am going car to car asking for donations."  The man asked, "How much do you have so far?"  The bobby replied, "Well as of right now only 99 litres, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"

I was, although not offended, rather disturbed by 'the tastelessness' of sprostoni's original 'joke'. If you like to read it that way, it offends both Zionists and Christians: but since it doesn't involve Islamists I suppose it is okay by today's standards.