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Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.A man asks "What's wrong?"Boy says "Me Ma is dead""Oh Bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"Wee boy replies "No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now."

Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:50

 An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. 'Don't worry about that,' says St.

Sun, 09/27/2009 - 17:50

Due to increasing product liability, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers.Warning : Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are w

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:26

One of our fig trees yields a lot of fruits these days. Too much to eat and we wondered what to do. I found a recepy that made a nice salsa to accompany meat, fish and poultry.   

  • * 1 lb fresh figs, chopped
Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:55

 I was happy. I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?

Sat, 06/27/2009 - 16:21

A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.

Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:46

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Sun, 02/23/2014 - 04:15

Answer to: Any ideas??
Tue, 04/27/2010 - 12:27

The Pope should be put in prison for the way that he and the vatikan behave (or not behave) in the sexabuse matter.

Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:34

 Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

Answer to: Heaven??
Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:21

 The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. 'You disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, and the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce! The husband replied 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened. 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, 'But they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began: 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me she hadn't eaten in three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the supper I made for you last night - the one you wouldn't eat because you were afraid you'd put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in minutes. 'Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and, while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair. The husband took a quick breath and continued, 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help, as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, '  Please . . . Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' !!

Answer to: insurance
Mon, 09/21/2009 - 08:26

 We had visit of burglars in November 2008. We then had left Italy, but friends took photos, got a police report etc. Intasure took 10 days to pay up after claim was sent by mail.When returning to Italy in March, we saw more that was stolen and was able to find receipts in our house. This time Intasure took 15 days to pay up.Intasure has treated us excellent every step of the way, and their behavior made the misfortune easier to cope with.

Answer to: The Hired Hand
Sat, 09/19/2009 - 08:24

 Had the local church do gooders round today, wanting old clothes for the starving people in Africa, Told 'em to clear off, if my clothes fit them, they arn't starving!!

Answer to: bank account
Sat, 09/19/2009 - 08:18

 Our bank charged us € 35 + tax every three months. I went to another bank and told them that I was looking for a cheaper alternative. Now we pay the tax  € 8 and charges € 5 every three months.  No internet banking and to withdraw money one has to use the ATM or pay with the cards in shops.  

Answer to: Mobile phones
Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:59

 Load down Skype. As you already have internet connection, it's by far the cheapest.  1/3 of the ordinary prices to mobile, a fraction of that to ordinary telephones (fisso), (€ 0.0175) and free of charges to others on skype.We use it all the times, people wha want to speak to us, call us on skype, or send a message and we call back.   

Mon, 09/07/2009 - 18:18

 We might be able to help, but it depends on what breed it is.  We have a lot of experience with dogs and hounds, but some breeds does not appeal to us.