Poor boy

03/02/2010 - 10:50

Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.A man asks "What's wrong?"Boy says "Me Ma is dead""Oh Bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"Wee boy replies "No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now."


Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at wok soon.........You got nice house.'